Ode to Toilet Paper

Ode to a toilet paper
Can be like Beethoven's Ode to Joy
Depends on the point of view
Or an angle of laxative brother Joey

Not having anything to wipe your ass with
Can result in a disaster
Regardless of you being a Royal or a beggar
Especially if you need to fly off after

What you despise
Can easily become
What you are thankful for
When you your demand and pride and prejudice overcome